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BEFORE WE START - TELL ME YOUR SAFE WORD




CHRISTIAN LEADERSHIP -




WISDOM - LIFE LESSONS CAN BE TEDIOUS WHEN YOU'RE ONLY TEN. BUT WHEN YOUR OLD MAN HAS A SWORD IN HIS HANDS, IT'S WISE TO DILIGENTLY LISTEN.




'We have a right to disagree with 'ANY' administration' -




SO IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE SIGN, YOU WOULDN'T BE ANGRY? - Try making something to make you happy next time.


TAGS: wording
Rating: 4.69/5

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LET ME BE CLEAR: PRIORITIES - Mwah, Mwah, Mwah, Mwah (sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher)




DEEDS- NOT WORDS -


TAGS: obama deeds not words
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - September 25, 2012, 6:28 pm
this is the kind of poster you make if you actually want to have an impact. adding in a reference to the NDAA would make this the kind of thing that changes minds and changes votes.
terroraustralis - September 25, 2012, 6:24 pm
brilliant. 5L


WORD VOMIT -


TAGS: word vomit posters blogging wtf
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - April 28, 2013, 8:52 pm
Thanks CH. I've just submitted a poster inspired by what you said. You'll know it when you see it ;-D
crankyhead - April 28, 2013, 8:12 pm
P.S. 5L's
crankyhead - April 28, 2013, 8:11 pm
Yeah, there's a lot of those TL;DR posters lately. Someone should tell Vik that the only reason a person can't explain something simply, is because they don't understand what it is, they're trying to explain.


addiction -


TAGS: latte she never mentions the word addiction
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

OTC - July 1, 2014, 7:46 am
Nothing constructive, always criticizing, this shows why liberals are so destructive
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 8:59 pm
...said Jimmie Walker. X-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbHuClKwa8
Zeitguy - June 30, 2014, 8:50 pm
And "Boom" goes the dynamite!
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 7:30 pm
It's simple, OTC: Just because you are a wingnut, doesn't mean all wingnuts are the same as you...or think alike. Seek common ground. Case in point: Sandra Fluke thinks you are a wingnut. You think Sandra Fluke is a wingnut. Relax...you are both right :-)
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 7:27 pm
The debate over minimum wage has nothing to do with Sandra Fluke's obsession over birth control. Another logic fail, this time a "red herring." Logic 101 F+
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
The needles a***ogy falls as well. Figurative a***ogy = fallacy. So does your slippery slope fallacy. Birth control is not in the same class as "needles" anymore so than a man owning a gun makes him a killer just b/c killers sometimes use'em. Logic 101 F+
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 7:23 pm
That's a slippery slope fallacy, OTC. Just because Obama is a man doesn't mean all men are Obama. Just because an addiction is a desire doesn't make all desire an addiction. Logic 101. F+
OTC - June 30, 2014, 12:37 am
Why do people think the government should pay for everything in there lives, then cry they need $15 min wage? Those are the wingnuts
OTC - June 30, 2014, 12:32 am
They want the needles to inject the drugs, just as Fluke wants birth control to be injected with *@!% So we should subsidize needles, rolling papers, and everyones addictions, desires, or obsessions?
OTC - June 30, 2014, 12:26 am
Isn't an addiction a desire? And the poster doesn't say "obsession", that's like saying a drug addict is obsessed with needles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2014, 11:25 pm

The poster doesn't say "desire" It says "addiction". Calling this wingnut chick's obsession with free birth control an "addiction" makes you look like the wingnut.
JGalt - June 29, 2014, 10:53 pm
Can you point out specifically in my post where I said I too had a *** addiction in addition to a latte habit? Waiting....
JGalt - June 29, 2014, 10:48 pm
gotta love how liberal trolls pretend to be ignorant when it could not be any simpler a point to make...
JGalt - June 29, 2014, 10:47 pm
I guess you don't understand that her desire for free contraceptives is really no different than my desire for free iced latte's.
OTC - June 29, 2014, 9:50 pm
Try looking at comment 68265
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2014, 9:34 pm

Still waiting for that explanation.
OTC - June 29, 2014, 5:50 pm
Gotta love how trolls throw so much into something that's not there
fauxnews - June 29, 2014, 5:12 pm
Sooooo.....you're saying you like to have *** with your coffee, OTC. Not sure that qualifies as an addiction. Weird habit? Maybe. Addicting to attacking feminists? Certainly. Thanks for sharing, in any case. X-D
Zeitguy - June 29, 2014, 5:10 pm
I'd love me some government subsidized frappucinos.
steve1961 - June 29, 2014, 1:41 pm
Me too. Even Google is no help.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2014, 12:00 pm

Someone please explain it to me then.
OTC - June 29, 2014, 8:59 am
Me thinks you don't understand this moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2014, 1:05 am

She's wrong....but this poster makes her look brilliant in comparison. why would you post this?!?


Victimization -




Explaining Things Simply -




Liberal code words -


TAGS: true meanings of stupid liberals words
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 28, 2014, 2:09 pm
When Obama took office and liberals thinks they should get presents from the government and cry when they don't get their way
Zeitguy - June 28, 2014, 1:41 pm
That was my point Steve, name calling is laughable when both sides of the aisle play the same game. (Plus, the term "Neocon" is not a disparaging insult).
posterman - June 28, 2014, 12:42 pm
Once again clueless libs show their hypocritical insanity
EmmaRoydes - June 28, 2014, 8:06 am
when they had their birthday earlier this year
steve1961 - June 28, 2014, 3:41 am
Neocons, Libtards...when did everyone on this planet suddenly turn 6 years old?
Zeitguy - June 27, 2014, 11:23 pm
And that goes double for neocons!


wow -




pictures -




LIBERAL CODE WORDS, PART IV - "Millionaires and Billionaires" - Farmers, small business owners, and any middle-income American with the audacity to reach for prosperity.




Ralph -


TAGS: word
Rating: 4.83/5

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JUST WORDS - (Code Words, that is)


TAGS: code words
Rating: 4.82/5

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OBAMA IN HIS OWN WORDS -




PRIORITIES -




57% DISAPPROVE - of Obama's handling of the economy, yet he leads all Republican candidates? Does the media think we can't figure out what they are doing to us?




WOW, REALLY -




"JUST WORDS" - Barack Obama Feb 2008




SOMETHING IS JUST WRONG WITH THIS - Creative pun or plain poor journalistic wording ?




OBAMADUNDANCY -




RHETORIC - "Just Words".......


TAGS: words
Rating: 4.2/5

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jaxx - September 28, 2012, 10:48 am
BWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
vbattaile - September 28, 2012, 6:53 am
one ugly focker, ain't he?


"HERE COMES THE ORATOR . . . - . . . with his flood of words and his drop of reason." - Benjamin Franklin




The Good Guys -


TAGS: america canada obama play on words
Rating: 4.17/5

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fauxnews - May 19, 2014, 9:49 am
No worries. You're welcome. :-)
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 1:11 am
Thanks faux! As you can tell by the lateness of my reply, it's kind of a hit and miss return.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:03 pm
Funny. Like a soap.haha.. Welcome back MissPriss :-)
MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 12:24 pm
3rd day in rehab and he is pleading forgiveness and how much he is enjoying the facility. He may never be the same man again. So his brother says. The truth is (or at least will soon be) out there...teehee
steve1961 - May 5, 2014, 1:40 pm
Compared to his Toronto political opponents, Rod Ford is a saint, in my opinion.
EmmaRoydes - May 4, 2014, 2:48 pm
I a**ure you it was innocuous, but no problems. It was a pic of a canadian cake which, when sliced, looked like an american flag
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 1:55 pm
Only flaw with your theory...doesn't look like Rob Ford has "run" for anything lately...teehee. Thanks for the comment recon!
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 1:52 pm
Thanks for the link but I usually don't open them, with all the let's say upheaval round the site of late...best to err on the side of caution than to not of erred at all...teehee. Thanks for the thought though.
foxrecon19d - May 3, 2014, 7:35 am
There is some truth to this poster. At this point, even Rob Ford would be able to run for president of the United States and have a good chance at winning
AuntieConservative - May 1, 2014, 5:38 pm
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AuntieConservative - May 1, 2014, 5:35 pm
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EmmaRoydes - May 1, 2014, 4:03 pm
Thought you might enjoy this: http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/7108-934x.jpg


LIBERAL CODE WORDS PART III - Tax Fairness - "He has it, we want it, let's take it!" People with a moral compass call that "larceny".




Controversy -




NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER - A picture's worth 1,000 words




PICTURE = 1,000 WORDS - Not in this case!




HEY BUDDY - You can't mention the word God Democrats are against it




1990 - “I don’t believe people should be able to own guns.”




KILLING THE DOLLAR: WORDS AND DEEDS - Regime Obama, via TurboTax Geithner's comments are killing the dollar. Time to rethink our leadership choices.




HERO - A word/title invented by the protected. I have yet to hear an actual "hero" call himself/herself one.




ROMMSTEIN -


TAGS: research words before 1l bombing
Rating: 2.82/5

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Bull - September 4, 2012, 9:26 pm
You thought I was slamming Romney didn't you? DIDN'T YOU!!!! LOL!!!
Bull - September 4, 2012, 9:25 pm
Thanks Fox. lol, yeah I a**umed this would get low scores when people saw who it came from but I just couldn't pass up that pic. Translation - Du = you or thou, Hast = have or hast made, Mich = me ... Du Hast Mich = You Have Me or Thou Hast Made Me.
foxrecon19d - September 4, 2012, 7:04 pm
Interesting poster. I wonder is anyone reading this actually knows what it means. Double entendre works great with this poster! 5Ls


DEFINITIONS -




MEG WHITMAN (R) CALIFORNIA GOV CANDIDATE - "You know 30 years ago, anything was possible in this state," Wow, who was the Gov back then? Jerry Brown that's who!




Paul Ryan -




first time in history -




words that are offensive to Democrat robots -




Thanks To Liberals, Words Have No Meaning Anymore -


TAGS: liberals words have no meaning progressives democrats social engineering abortion trans everything confucious quote liberty
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - July 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
Wow, check your racism. Timothy McVeigh was white and was immediately referred to as a terrorist after the Oklahoma bombing, by everyone.
DebtToAmerica - July 2, 2015, 1:37 pm
i was under the impression that "terrorist" these days means "someone who disagrees with the government and is stupid enough to resort to violence, and has dark enough skin to be used to incite fear and hatred amongst dumb-f*** republicans and democrats"
Curlyrocks - July 2, 2015, 10:08 am
That's not entirely the fault of liberals. Remember when Terrorism actually meant a group of people terrifying others, not just annoying groups like green peace, or people releasing fur foxes.


words matter -




word -


TAGS: word
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - February 13, 2016, 3:36 pm
Truer words have not been spoken!


sticks and stones -




all i did was drown a young lady -




temper trumptum -




democrit -




just words -




RINOld Trump -


TAGS: trump slams voters rino word play
Rating: 0/5

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fauxnews - March 18, 2016, 11:48 am
and desperately inventing more fictions and even entire people to his editor Chuck Lane after Lane demands Steven take him to where the story took place, where Glass continues to put on a sad, sweaty,anxious theater of fraud.Yours?Not as entertaining(2/2)
fauxnews - March 18, 2016, 11:45 am
Actually, when it comes to you "talking in circles" mate, you are projecting. Ever see the movie about journalist and pathological liar Steven Glass? You are at the point in the movie where after being caught falsifying a story,he's schizophrenically(1/2)
calron - March 18, 2016, 3:00 am
Yep, more talking is a circle. But nice of you to find another way to make a yet another overly emotional negative personal attack based on nothing but your own biased perceptions are evidence.
calron - March 18, 2016, 2:56 am
really have no way to actually know what is in my mind. In thus revealing your biases by calling your on subjective perception a fact.
calron - March 18, 2016, 2:54 am
Actually I was referencing how sure you where right, when you where clearly wrong. In all your whole thinking is moving is a bigger and bigger circle to try to work everything that could mean you are wrong thing into it. Like saying "fact" when you...
truthteller - March 17, 2016, 7:05 pm
in fact, whether consciously or subconsciously, your apparent guilt over getting fooled by that Trump quote seems to be bugging you SO much, brother, you even went through incredible lengths to make this mea culpa 66206 Tell us when you get to China bro
truthteller - March 17, 2016, 6:59 pm
... if it were you, you'd have an insecurity-induced nervous breakdown and still be spinning about it to this day, like you STILL do over-the-time when you got that Rep.Flores quote backwards 62792 and chose to dishonestly blame it on "contextomy"..uh huh
truthteller - March 17, 2016, 6:53 pm
you can't polish a turd, brother, no matter how hard you try. funny that you desperately mentioned the one time I couldn't find a Hillary quote. Since you childishly brag about your skills of observation, "notice" how I simply owned up to my mistake? ...
fauxnews - March 17, 2016, 7:36 am
...makes you either (A) a total hypocrite on the subject or (B) dishonest as sh&t for spinning it desperately like this. Either way, as TT rightfully pointed out, "enjoy your denial" (2/2)
fauxnews - March 17, 2016, 7:33 am
The only thing worse that actually falling for this (like many did, and out of plausibility...you too) is this lame spin that you 'meant to do it.' Your incessant whining on this issue, and the 'virtues' of not taking quotes out of context...(1/2)
fauxnews - March 17, 2016, 7:32 am
You could've just as easily found that pict on google or yahoo image search. I just found it, without any links necessarily a**ociated with it. Doesn't excuse the fact you are posting it as truth, as if he actually said it, and for what rationale?(1/2)
calron - March 17, 2016, 2:25 am
Except of course I did, but it is not like you're going to break out of your circular reasoning. It kinda reminds me of the "fake" Hillary quote, except you made a claim that was falsifiable so you could be proved wrong.
calron - March 17, 2016, 2:21 am
Nice to see you two resorting to insults and profanity while overlooking the article that that pic is attached to says it is fake. Maybe next time you should try a falsifiable position rather than talking in circles when you do not know the truth.
truthteller - March 16, 2016, 2:01 pm
"Danf" "lino" LOL Slurring and stuh-stuh-stuttering, and rushing...blindly posting wrong links. No surprise given your embarrassing mistake. Your embarrassment will eventually pass,like the conspitated bs you are dragging out with dishonesty,Little Marco.
truthteller - March 16, 2016, 1:58 pm
You should look up the source of quote before you misuse it. But you're welcome.
fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 3:37 am
Translation(Marco Calron Rubio): http://s23.postimg.org/v1utp3bx7/sad_marco_calron_rubio_is_still_sad.jpg
fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 3:30 am
Translation(Marco Calron Rubio): How does he know I'm being "fake"? It's like he can "read my mind" :-(
calron - March 16, 2016, 3:24 am
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/516647388482346664/
calron - March 16, 2016, 3:24 am
So more fake mind reading.
calron - March 16, 2016, 3:24 am
Danf wrong lino, here it is.
fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 3:10 am
Translation(Calron aka Marco Rubio) *sweating* Sucks being #owned. Regretting the "contextomy" poster now :-( Is the world getting bigger...or am I just getting smaller? Dry mouth, can't keep up with my rapid firing lying...where's that water bottle???
fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 2:59 am
Surrrrre...keep telling yourself that. If you don't stop spinning you might get dizzy or trip over that long nose of yours Phinnocalronhio. X-D Careful now
calron - March 16, 2016, 2:24 am
And here is where I got the pic from, http://www.rgj.com/story/news/2015/12/10/fact-check-did-trump-say-98-republicans-dumb/77099822/
calron - March 16, 2016, 2:10 am
You should look up what a "contextomy" actually is before you misuse the word. But thanks fore the angry tirade.
calron - March 16, 2016, 2:09 am
Thanks for the fake mind reading. I thought it would be obvious enough not to need a disclaimer.
truthteller - March 15, 2016, 6:27 pm
To everyone else, vote Kasich
truthteller - March 15, 2016, 6:25 pm
Alas, like most RINOs you lack the stones for even that bit of genuine adult behaviour. That's sad for you. You make this too easy. Enjoy your denial.
truthteller - March 15, 2016, 6:24 pm
You proved yourself to be a insecure to a fault when you try to dishonestly cover your ineptitude. I'd have a lot more respect for you if you'd just admitted that you thought the quote was real.
truthteller - March 15, 2016, 6:24 pm
Shouldn't you be trying to rise above that type of dishonest argument you whine incessantly about when you are faking it at being a wannabe intellectual and logician?
truthteller - March 15, 2016, 6:24 pm
Yet here you are guilty of "contextomy" 62792 by you confessing that you knew you put words into Trump’s mouth he never said, and then using the fraudulent quote to then accuse him of being a RINO. If true, how is that a strategy you can be proud of?
truthteller - March 15, 2016, 6:24 pm
At least there, politician Flores actually made that idiotic quote you whined about - i.e you're accusing the world of slandering the douche because of the very small chance he might’ve meant something else by his words. You can have it both ways brother
truthteller - March 15, 2016, 6:24 pm
And the hole you are digging is getting bigger. You admitting to purposely taking someone out of context. And this point can’t be lost on you since you whined like a little girl not that long ago about “contextomy” in this meme 62792
truthteller - March 15, 2016, 6:24 pm
You are welcome, as thanks WAS in order. I was honestly “ as5uming" you were smart enough to own up to an easy mistake any intelligent person could make. But since you confessing to fraud and playing dirty, that’s worse brother.
fauxnews - March 15, 2016, 10:57 am
Translation(Calron): More BS.
calron - March 15, 2016, 2:43 am
I figured it would be all over the media if he actually said it. But thanks for the a**umption.
fauxnews - March 14, 2016, 1:21 pm
One of the reasons you are against him is based upon the thing he actually never said? www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/ I don't think Calron is done with his foot yet. Patience Teabaggers. Your turn will come soon enough.
freasy - March 14, 2016, 8:07 am
Cool, that was one of the reasons I was against him.....
truthteller - March 13, 2016, 6:14 pm
as much I don't like Trump...he never said this. www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/ Again, more reasons why you have no credibility here. you fake being good at citations and didn't even bother to look into whether this was true. Foot. Meet mouth.


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